C-Notes Issue #071914 – A Southern Gospel Nightmare
I dreamed I moved to a new office building and instead of taking the small private room in the back I wanted my desk in the large open space. The next day when I came into work there was a line of over 100 salespeople trying to sell me everything from lightbulbs to vacuum cleaners… I yelled out for my personal assistant who was in the small room I turned down and said “what can we do?” About that time a salesman in the back of the line yelled out “I can help!” The personal assistant yelled back “wait your turn” I then spent the next 8 hours saying no, no, no, no, no until the last one got there. I paid over 1000.00 for his item! He sold me a large sign that said “No Solicitors” I then fired the personal assistant and hired the sign salesman. I kid you not that is the strangest dream I have ever had and I normally never remember them but this one was clear as day!