Southern Gospel Music C-Notes January 7th 2014
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Note 1 – honey it’s single digit, teeth rattling, bone aching, heart breaking, time for baking, Al Gore hatin, COLD OUTSIDE!
Note 2 – we are confirming that last night Al Gore was visited by 3 ghosts…. The ghost of winters past, winters present and winters to come. Gooorrrrr……Goooorrrrrrr….
Note 3 – Al Gore will be exchanging his Nobel for a Dumbbell…
Note 4 – Red Roots is releasing a brand new album today. Third album…Three Christian country girls…Triplets…Three singers, songwriters, & musicians…Can only equal one thing…TRIPLICITY!
Note 5 – my marketing plan would center around “buy a record today feed a redhead tomorrow” but they didn’t call so we have to work with this “Triplicity Thingy” ………. Or whatever…….
Note 6 – The coldest I’ve ever been in my life was at the Jacksonville Fla shipyard guarding thousands of Toyota’s as they came off the ships. It was a record breaking cold spell in January of 1979….
Note 7 – Somewhere in America there is a 1980 Lipstick Red Toyota Corolla that served as a place to thaw out for a young security guard and his German Shepard guard dog…. (All the cars were unlocked and the keys were in all of them and we had to do something. That dog was cold! I seem to remember he enjoyed 70’s music and Three Dog Night was his favorite….)
Note 8 – I am taller than Muggsy Bogues. I met him and the rest of the Charlotte Hornets years ago when I got picked to sing the National Anthem for a Hornets game. They won that night. It was a fun experience and my only NBA game I ever attended….
Note 9 – Muggsy was the smallest NBA player ever and I think it just confused those giants on the court when he played. He is still active and does some great work.
Note 10 – Does Gospel Music Harmony freeze in single digit temps? Anyone for an outdoor singing event or a cruise?
Note 11 – Quick somebody book Ivan Parka
Note 12 – Southern Gospel Music artists The Singing Byrds have now gone into full time ministry.